I decided that there are a lot of funny things that the boys do and say that do not fit into the blog, but I want to keep track of them. So, this is our own personal FUNNY PAGES!
Whittle Funnies
(4.11) Coop said to my mom, "Do you wear fancy underwear?" She replied, "I guess so." Coop said, "My mom does, but she uses tape to hold them on." (TMI I know, but he is referring to a pantyliner...)
(5.11) At the quarantine station, "Mom is this the first Australian animal hospital?" Also, Cooper has taken to calling the attendant who cares for the dogs, "Dr. Scott." He is not a doctor.
(6.5.11) Cooper in his sleep, "Mom, we should put a sign right here that says, 'No ants' because this is no place for them."
(7.5.11) Cooper saw the "No Maid Service" sign on the door and said, "Look, Mom! No bakers allowed!"
(6.5.11) Cooper, "Sure is a shame the sun isn't shining."
(11.5.11) On the train today Cooper was talking (imagine that!) to a lady all about being in AU and basically sharing his life story. At one point she asked him, "Is your dad American or Australian?" His answer, "No, he is just my dad."
(11.5.11) Tucker touched the computer while Coop was watching something and he screamed, "Tucker you are not enjoyable! Mom, I do not like my older brother!" (Coop is the older brother)
(5.11) "Do alligators cry?"
(5.11) Caterpillars live in 'raccoons' before they are butterflies.
(14.6.11) Coop said, "There is a fire at the commanical gardens!" We just visited the botanical gardens....
(14.6.11) Cooper saw a bunch of cigarette butts laying around in doorway and said to me, "Mama, I just saw of bunch of those smoking things and they were all laying together like a family."
(18.6.11) While talking with Rachel, his swimming teacher in Tacoma, he said, "Rachel, I know what it looks like under water now!"
(21.6.11) Coop said, "I want to go back to the H-united States."
Coop plays a game on my phone. Every couple of times he plays it says, "Your demo has ended." and he says to me, "Mom, the dem-hoe has ended."
(21.7.11) "Mom, when are the puppies going to start milking each other?"
Okay, have to revert to the date the American way....
(8.2.11) After swim lessons, Coop said, "Mom guess what I learned?" I, of course, was waiting for him to tell me about a new skill he had learned. I said, "What." He said, "I learned how to burp underwater so no one can hear me."
(8.5.11) Coop wanted to buy our bus tickets so I told him to ask for "Two Zone 2 tickets." He approached the clerk and asked for, "Two tickets to Arizona."
(8.8.11) "Look Mom, I am growing fur on my legs just like Daddy."
(8.10.11) "Pigeons here are awfully cute."
(8.10.11) Cooper was surprised a new concierge knew his name. I said, "That is their job." He replied, "You mean he is in charge of our names?"
(8.11.11) "Tucker, I'm going to go potty now because that is something I am really good at."
(8.16.11) Doug was telling me a story and Cooper was listening. When Doug was finished, Coop asked, "Did that story in the olden days when people were dusty?"
(8.17.11) "Nana, I am still waiting for my birthday and I am getting a little frustrated."
(8.23.11) Coop: "Mama, we will find you an adult friend soon." Me: "Where will we find an adult friend?" Coop: "In the elevator."
(8.23.11) Me: "Cooper when you are older and have a family of your own, be sure you help out around the house." Coop: "But Mama, YOU are my family."
(8.24.11) Coop: "You mean back in the olden days when people were dusty?"
(8.24.11) I put a piece of sausage in front of Tucker and he said, "Poop."
(8.25.11) Tucker pooped in his diaper. He started sniffing the air. I said, "Tucker, do you have a poop?" He shook his head no and said, "Zie, Zie." (Zie Zie is Manzie). We were on the bus...
(8.29.11) Coop: "Back in the olden days before the dinosaurs died, Starbucks was very different."
(8.29.11) There was a tree whose trunk was wrapped in metal. Coop said to me: "That's not a ribbon."
(9.14.11) Cooper calls Tucker, "Simon," when they play. Then he moved on to call him, "Tyrone" and then "Tyrant."
(9.15.11) Coop said, "We live in the Hyde Departments and our husband works at Russell."
(9.26.11) Coop said while playing trains, "Now arriving on track one-dy one."
(9.27.11) We were walking to the playground with our friends and Cooper said to the mom, "Last time we went to this park, my parents had an argument."
(10.1.11) Cooper was sobbing in Doug's arms and when he stopped, Tucker said, "Boo-per off."
(10.2.11) Cooper saw Barak and Michelle Obama on tv. He turned to Doug and asked if we could text them. He dictated a long text which included the line to Barak, "Congratulations on your new dance partner."
(10.25.11) Cooper was using the camera his Nana gave him and "filming" his play. He said, "This is National Gee-on-graph-nic and this is my healthy assistant, Tyrone (also know as Tucker)."
(10.20.11) I always tell Cooper that I have magical mom powers. The other day he took out three cups and wanted to the do magic trick with them where you move them around and the item underneath magically switches cups. He got really frustrated that he couldn't do it, handed me the cups and said, "You do it, your magical."
(10.22.11) Coop to Doug, "Dad, did you know that Mom's Go Badgers didn't win?"
(10.25.11) According to Cooper, "Spiders build webs so they don't need a sofa."
(11.5.11) Tucker's latest phrase, "Hi Mate."
(11.5.11) Coop was super sick and when I asked him what I could get for him he said, "A card, a get better card." Later that evening he looked at me and said sadly. "I'm having a bad day."
(11.5.11) While sitting on the toilet, Coop said, "This is gonna be a messy one!"
(11.7.11) The Dr. wanted Coop to pee in a cup. He asked him if he knew what to do and Coop's response was, "First we need a toilet."
(11.7.11) Coop's latest name for Tucker, "Chopsticks."
(11.5.11) Tucker touched the computer while Coop was watching something and he screamed, "Tucker you are not enjoyable! Mom, I do not like my older brother!" (Coop is the older brother)
(5.11) "Do alligators cry?"
(5.11) Caterpillars live in 'raccoons' before they are butterflies.
(14.6.11) Coop said, "There is a fire at the commanical gardens!" We just visited the botanical gardens....
(14.6.11) Cooper saw a bunch of cigarette butts laying around in doorway and said to me, "Mama, I just saw of bunch of those smoking things and they were all laying together like a family."
(18.6.11) While talking with Rachel, his swimming teacher in Tacoma, he said, "Rachel, I know what it looks like under water now!"
(21.6.11) Coop said, "I want to go back to the H-united States."
Coop plays a game on my phone. Every couple of times he plays it says, "Your demo has ended." and he says to me, "Mom, the dem-hoe has ended."
(21.7.11) "Mom, when are the puppies going to start milking each other?"
Okay, have to revert to the date the American way....
(8.2.11) After swim lessons, Coop said, "Mom guess what I learned?" I, of course, was waiting for him to tell me about a new skill he had learned. I said, "What." He said, "I learned how to burp underwater so no one can hear me."
(8.5.11) Coop wanted to buy our bus tickets so I told him to ask for "Two Zone 2 tickets." He approached the clerk and asked for, "Two tickets to Arizona."
(8.8.11) "Look Mom, I am growing fur on my legs just like Daddy."
(8.10.11) "Pigeons here are awfully cute."
(8.10.11) Cooper was surprised a new concierge knew his name. I said, "That is their job." He replied, "You mean he is in charge of our names?"
(8.11.11) "Tucker, I'm going to go potty now because that is something I am really good at."
(8.16.11) Doug was telling me a story and Cooper was listening. When Doug was finished, Coop asked, "Did that story in the olden days when people were dusty?"
(8.17.11) "Nana, I am still waiting for my birthday and I am getting a little frustrated."
(8.23.11) Coop: "Mama, we will find you an adult friend soon." Me: "Where will we find an adult friend?" Coop: "In the elevator."
(8.23.11) Me: "Cooper when you are older and have a family of your own, be sure you help out around the house." Coop: "But Mama, YOU are my family."
(8.24.11) Coop: "You mean back in the olden days when people were dusty?"
(8.24.11) I put a piece of sausage in front of Tucker and he said, "Poop."
(8.25.11) Tucker pooped in his diaper. He started sniffing the air. I said, "Tucker, do you have a poop?" He shook his head no and said, "Zie, Zie." (Zie Zie is Manzie). We were on the bus...
(8.29.11) Coop: "Back in the olden days before the dinosaurs died, Starbucks was very different."
(8.29.11) There was a tree whose trunk was wrapped in metal. Coop said to me: "That's not a ribbon."
(9.14.11) Cooper calls Tucker, "Simon," when they play. Then he moved on to call him, "Tyrone" and then "Tyrant."
(9.15.11) Coop said, "We live in the Hyde Departments and our husband works at Russell."
(9.26.11) Coop said while playing trains, "Now arriving on track one-dy one."
(9.27.11) We were walking to the playground with our friends and Cooper said to the mom, "Last time we went to this park, my parents had an argument."
(10.1.11) Cooper was sobbing in Doug's arms and when he stopped, Tucker said, "Boo-per off."
(10.2.11) Cooper saw Barak and Michelle Obama on tv. He turned to Doug and asked if we could text them. He dictated a long text which included the line to Barak, "Congratulations on your new dance partner."
(10.25.11) Cooper was using the camera his Nana gave him and "filming" his play. He said, "This is National Gee-on-graph-nic and this is my healthy assistant, Tyrone (also know as Tucker)."
(10.20.11) I always tell Cooper that I have magical mom powers. The other day he took out three cups and wanted to the do magic trick with them where you move them around and the item underneath magically switches cups. He got really frustrated that he couldn't do it, handed me the cups and said, "You do it, your magical."
(10.22.11) Coop to Doug, "Dad, did you know that Mom's Go Badgers didn't win?"
(10.25.11) According to Cooper, "Spiders build webs so they don't need a sofa."
(11.5.11) Tucker's latest phrase, "Hi Mate."
(11.5.11) Coop was super sick and when I asked him what I could get for him he said, "A card, a get better card." Later that evening he looked at me and said sadly. "I'm having a bad day."
(11.5.11) While sitting on the toilet, Coop said, "This is gonna be a messy one!"
(11.7.11) The Dr. wanted Coop to pee in a cup. He asked him if he knew what to do and Coop's response was, "First we need a toilet."
(11.7.11) Coop's latest name for Tucker, "Chopsticks."
